Drunken Sailor

This morning I was singing "What can you do with a drunken sailor."  CJ asked what being drunk was, so I told her about how people lose control of their actions and do silly or dangerous things when they drink too much alcohol.  Then we walked into my room where I had left the morning news playing  earlier.  Now the "Doodlebops" were on.

CJ: "Mom?  Are they drunk?"

Hmmm.  Maybe they are.  That would explain a lot.