Tay answered his phone with a regular, "hello?" After a pause he started speaking in a really bad impersonation of a back-woods hillbilly mixed with (can I say it?) a 70 year-old Southern black man.
Tay: "No, I is not Amber Stevens. I have an idea for you. Do you all have a do-not-call list? 'Cause you should add me to that do-not-call list. You all call me every single day. I don't want you to call me no mo'. What kind of establishment is I talkin' to? Is you some kind of collection service? Is you is or is you ain't a collection service?"
Man on the phone: "That's confidential information, sir. I can't tell you unless you're Amber Stevens."
Tay: "What if I said I is Amber Stevens? Would you tell me why you keep callin' me?"
Man on the phone: "But I know that you aren't Amber Stevens because you already told me that you aren't Amber Stevens."
Jordan and I are laughing SO HARD! What a funny guy you've got there! I hope he realizes he might just get more people calling if he always makes phone conversations this amusing. :)
ReplyDelete"Is you is or is you ain't a collection service?"
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, I'm dying here. I hope he talks that way the next time I talk to him on the phone.